How you know she's a keeper
- Me(whispering): I love you
- Her: What?
- Me: What?
- Her: what did you say?
- Me: oh nothing. i said...."Olive Juice."
- Her: Olive Juice you too.
(Source: justlikedisney)
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?
or Jesus.
He’s jesthor
IM DYING
(Source: ollivander)
